“The Cheeze Plant”

Olivia: “Mommy, did you know that carrots are roots?”

Me:  “Yes, I did.  So are potatoes and cabbages and other vegetables.  Mommy’s going to plant some in our garden next year.”

Victoria:  “Mommy, can we plant some cheese too?”

“The Princess and the Washing Machine”

We were watching ‘Sofia the First’ (a princess movie) and Victoria said, “Mommy, why is the princess wearing the same dress she wore last night?  Doesn’t she put it in the laundry?”

“Cleaning a Clean House”

Both Olivia and Victoria were helping me clean (and if you know me, I’m a cleanaholic) by dusting each other’s bedrooms.  Olivia was instructing Victoria how to move stuff around so she could get in there with the dust cloth.  Victoria gives Olivia a puzzled look and asks, “But where’s the dust?”

“What Book?”

Olivia had been getting into a very bad habit of procrastinating when it came to bed time.  I finally caught up to her tactic and told her, “You do this every night and try to use every game in the book to delay bed time!”  I exclaimed.  She thought about that comment for a moment and asked innocently “What book?”

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